Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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