That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
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