Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Randomize
