Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
