stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Sex in the backyard? Check.
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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