His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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