Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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