mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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