I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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