sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
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