you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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