Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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