I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Do vagina's smell?
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
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