I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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