People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
where are my pants?
in the oven.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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