now i know why i became what i already was.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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