Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
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