No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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