So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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