yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
Randomize
