Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
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