Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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