butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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