i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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