Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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