And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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