Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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