More tranny stories later!
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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