i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
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