i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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