nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I just gargled with NyQuil
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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