I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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