hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
I know her cup size but not her name....
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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