I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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