it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Of course I have a pirate flag
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Randomize
