So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
How naked do you want me to be?
Randomize
