i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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