You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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