why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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