She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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