I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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