The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
MIDGETS
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Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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