Non-Jews are for practice
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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