That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
I forget how to act sober
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