he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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