he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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