Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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