so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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