i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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