I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Randomize
