Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Say something about gay babies.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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