it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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