Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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